Unless somebody else wise or weird predicts the absurd about anything, but more specifically about the living or dead in this world of over 7 billion people, then the prediction of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that Hugo Chavez would be resurrected along with Jesus and a sacred Muslim prophet will stand as the most stupid prediction of the year.
Ahmadinejad’s complete statement, which was reportedly released in Persian on the president’s official website was: “I have no doubt he will come again along with all the righteous people and the Prophet Jesus and the only successor of the righteous generation, the perfect human.”
The “perfect human” refers to the Hidden Imam, who Shiite Muslims believe disappeared in the ninth century but expect to re-emerge.
I understand how much Ahmadinejad idolized Chavez for crusading against the greatest power in the western world, and to belong to that exclusive cabal with anti-American sentiment, it was simply overwhelming and it made the members of the association prideful.
But knowing who Ahmadinejad is – the very same person that has infuriated the world by refusing to acknowledge that the Holocaust ever happened, and also saying that the state of Israel has no place in the Middle East or that its existence is an “insult to all humanity or that he wants Israel to be “wiped off the map” – one can’t help but question his sanity.
Now, who does he think he is to be making such a stupid prediction for the whole world to hear?
Well, my own divination is that if he won’t put his faculties back to order and start talking sense, time will come when Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, will simply have him booted out of office.
Perhaps that would be a judicious decision to free the world of a hypocrite and a trouble monger.