The case of the snotty receptionist

I got this joke from a friend and I thought I would share it with you, well, just for a change and for some laughter.

But you know what – this may sound funny, but there are really some doctor’s receptionists out there that are just as overbearing and unsympathetic as the one featured here.

Obviously, you will notice that the patient here is a senior citizen and a quick witted one who administered to her a quick dose of her own medicine – and even worse!

That is all one has to do to put this type of puffed-up clerks in their right place.

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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said, 

“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

“NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”

The room erupted in applause!

 

 

 

 

A waiter’s useful spoon

Every once in a while I get bored writing and I opt instead to share with you funny (to my standard) images and/or a story to enliven one’s self. This is one of those times and what I am posting reminds me of stories or videos I have seen in the past about despicable reactions of waiters towards an equally despicable customer’s food before being served.
Well, what you are about to read is a story of what I consider a very alert and creative waiter serving an observant and a very inquisitive customer – in fact too inquisitive for his own good!
So a word of caution, please: Watch out for waiters with a spoon in his shirt pocket!
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A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. “Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?” The waiter replied, “Yes. Ever since an Efficiency Expert visited our restaurant… He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen.”The diner ate his meal.
As he was paying the waiter, he commented, “Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?” The waiter replied, “Yes, we all do. Seems that the same Efficiency Expert determined that we spend to much time washing our hands after using the men’s room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time.” “Wait a minute,” said the diner, “how do you get your penis back in your pants?” “Well, I don’t know about the other guys, but I use the spoon.”

Unborn baby showing peace sign

 

Unborn baby flashing peace sign caught in ultrasound.

Unborn baby flashing peace sign caught in ultrasound.

This is not an April Fools’ joke, though it happened on the 1st day of April.

This odd news caught my attention and I am sharing it with you because I find it not only weird but amusing as well.

It is about a Boston couple who eagerly wanted to learn the sex of their unborn baby during an ultrasound appointment.

The couple, Ryan and Janine Godfrey, got to learn that they were having a baby boy all right, but the excitement engulf them that they were unable to see the peace sign the four-month-old fetus was flashing at the very moment the little joker was being monitored!

“The baby’s moving around, raising his hands,” Janine said. “I didn’t see it. The tech was dying over there. She said ‘Look at him now. He’s giving the peace sign.'”

The expectant mother joked about her future son’s already developed sense of humor and took to calling him #PeaceBaby.

The joker is due in August.

Humor despues de mucho barullo politico (Humor after much political brouhaha)

Compartiendo con ustedes lo que debemos tener como un respiro del mucho ruido sobre la locura política – especialmente en Filipinas.  (Sharing with you what we should have as a respite from too much noise over crazy politics – especially in the Philippines.)

Frases sobre el conocimiento de si mismo (Phrases about knowing oneself)

 

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Translation: Those who choose the path of the heart , will never go wrong !

 

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Translation: Everything that bothers you in other persons, are only the projection of what you have not resolved within yourself.

 

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Translation: Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are.  It is based solely on how you think.

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Translation: With time everything will fall into its place.  Before then laugh at the confusion, live the moments and understand that everything happens for a reason.

 

Esta ultima ilustracion tambien creo que es sobre el conocimiento de si mismo. (This last illustration I also believe is about knowing oneself.  – Quierosaber)

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Translation: Whoever drinks beer lives less… less stressed, less worried, less sad and less bitter.