Sharing these images with you for some laughter — and truth!
I got this joke from a friend and I thought I would share it with you, well, just for a change and for some laughter.
But you know what – this may sound funny, but there are really some doctor’s receptionists out there that are just as overbearing and unsympathetic as the one featured here.
Obviously, you will notice that the patient here is a senior citizen and a quick witted one who administered to her a quick dose of her own medicine – and even worse!
That is all one has to do to put this type of puffed-up clerks in their right place.
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,
“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
“NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”
The room erupted in applause!
We grew up watching our favorite cartoon characters in those days in our black and white idiots boxes and as we are fading away so should they, but that is of course if our fertile imagination has not left us yet to fantasize things. The following funny characters are how they are perceived to appear as they are all seniors now, too, from our amusing point of view.
This is not an April Fools’ joke, though it happened on the 1st day of April.
This odd news caught my attention and I am sharing it with you because I find it not only weird but amusing as well.
It is about a Boston couple who eagerly wanted to learn the sex of their unborn baby during an ultrasound appointment.
The couple, Ryan and Janine Godfrey, got to learn that they were having a baby boy all right, but the excitement engulf them that they were unable to see the peace sign the four-month-old fetus was flashing at the very moment the little joker was being monitored!
“The baby’s moving around, raising his hands,” Janine said. “I didn’t see it. The tech was dying over there. She said ‘Look at him now. He’s giving the peace sign.'”
The expectant mother joked about her future son’s already developed sense of humor and took to calling him #PeaceBaby.
The joker is due in August.
Compartiendo con ustedes lo que debemos tener como un respiro del mucho ruido sobre la locura política – especialmente en Filipinas. (Sharing with you what we should have as a respite from too much noise over crazy politics – especially in the Philippines.)
Translation: Those who choose the path of the heart , will never go wrong !
Translation: Everything that bothers you in other persons, are only the projection of what you have not resolved within yourself.
Translation: Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are. It is based solely on how you think.
Translation: With time everything will fall into its place. Before then laugh at the confusion, live the moments and understand that everything happens for a reason.
Esta ultima ilustracion tambien creo que es sobre el conocimiento de si mismo. (This last illustration I also believe is about knowing oneself. – Quierosaber)
Translation: Whoever drinks beer lives less… less stressed, less worried, less sad and less bitter.