Sharing these images with you for some laughter — and truth!
I got this joke from a friend and I thought I would share it with you, well, just for a change and for some laughter.
But you know what – this may sound funny, but there are really some doctor’s receptionists out there that are just as overbearing and unsympathetic as the one featured here.
Obviously, you will notice that the patient here is a senior citizen and a quick witted one who administered to her a quick dose of her own medicine – and even worse!
That is all one has to do to put this type of puffed-up clerks in their right place.
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,
“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
“NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”
The room erupted in applause!
Compartiendo con ustedes lo que debemos tener como un respiro del mucho ruido sobre la locura política – especialmente en Filipinas. (Sharing with you what we should have as a respite from too much noise over crazy politics – especially in the Philippines.)
Encuentro algunos de estos aforismos sobre la cerveza en la vida de los que les gustan beber interesante y divertida (y veraz?) que yo no puedo sino compartir con ustedes los imagenes. Saludos! (I find some of the aphorisms about the beer in the life of those who loves drinking it interesting and funny that I could not help but share it with you the images. Cheers!)
Vodka + ice = damages the kidney
Rum + ice = damages the liver
Whisky + ice = damages the heart
Beer + ice = damages the brain
Wow…how much damage does ice make
The one who drinks beer live less…
Less sad and
If I disappear, don’t put my
picture on milk cartons.
Put them on beer bottles, coz
if not, my friends will never see them.
The beer and the The Corona must The Victoria must be
family in man’s life. be the wife because lover because she is
she is number 1. the best of all.
The XX Lager must The Sol must be the The Cahuama must be
be the daughter because mother-in-law because the prostitute because
she always gives one she is never liked. everyone uses her but they
the headache. all deny it.
While we can still laugh at it, we might as well do it, realizing that sooner or later the joke will be on us. In fact I had been experiencing ‘mental glitches’ that I find sometimes incredibly amusing. But what I am sharing with you here is something more serious for this age-denying couple.
This story bearing the title ‘Forget – me – nots’ was submitted by Lisa Barnes to the Readers Digest’s ‘Laughter is the best medicine’ section, August 2014 issue.
At 86 and 84 years of age, John and Susan notice they’re beginning to forget little things, so they decide to visit the doctor. “Many people find it useful to write themselves little notes,” says the doctor. “Why don’t you try that?”
After dinner that night, Susan turns to John: “Be a dear, won’t you, and get me a dish of ice-cream from the kitchen …and maybe write that down so you won’t forget?”
“Piffle,” says John. “I can remember a dish of ice-cream.”
“Well,” says Susan. “I’d also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it.”
“My memory’s not all that bad,” says John. “Dish of ice-cream. Strawberries. Whipped cream. I don’t need to write it down.” And with that, he disappears into the kitchen.
After some time, during which Susan hears pots and pans banging around, John finally re-emerges with a plate of bacon and eggs, which he duly presents to his wife.
Susan looks at the plate and says, “Hey, where’s the toast I asked for?”